- normal people: so what we get drunk so what we smoke weed, we're just having fun we don't care who sees
- me: so what we reblog so what we don't sleep we're running a blog we don't care who sees... unless you're from school then gtfo
(Source: theamericankid, via helloyeung)
everyone stop what you’re doing
there’s a platypus on your dash
Reblogging because I don’t think I have ever seen a platypus walk before and…just…squeak.
wat
Look at that platypus wiggle. Wiggle what yo mama gave you.
And as soon as you think you’ve seen it all, Tumblr hits you with a Platypus.
oh there you are Perry
That’s adorable..
Must. Reblog. Platypus.
OMG
(Source: hermajestyschimera, via your-f-u-c-k-e-d)
- My dash a few weeks ago: Doctor Who, Sherlock, Supernatural, Game of Thrones, whatever that fandom is it looks cool
- My dash today: The Aveng-- LOKI LOKI LOKI LOKI TOM HIDDLESTON TOM HIDDLESTON TOM HIDDLESTON LOKI LOKI LOKI LOKI TOM HIDDLESTON TOM HIDDLESTON TOM HIDDLESTON LOKI LOKI LOKI LOKI TOM HIDDLESTON TOM HIDDLESTON TOM HIDDLESTON LOKI LOKI LOKI LOKI TOM HIDDLESTON TOM HIDDLESTON TOM HIDDLESTON LOKI LOKI LOKI LOKI TOM HIDDLESTON TOM HIDDLESTON TOM HIDDLESTON LOKI LOKI LOKI LOKI TOM HIDDLESTON TOM HIDDLESTON TOM HIDDLESTON LOKI LOKI LOKI LOKI TOM HIDDLESTON TOM HIDDLESTON TOM HIDDLESTON LOKI LOKI LOKI LOKI TOM HIDDLESTON TOM HIDDLESTON TOM HIDDLESTON LOKI LOKI LOKI LOKI TOM HIDDLESTON TOM HIDDLESTON TOM HIDDLESTON LOKI LOKI LOKI LOKI TOM HIDDLESTON TOM HIDDLESTON TOM HIDDLESTON LOKI LOKI LOKI LOKI TOM HIDDLESTON TOM HIDDLESTON TOM HIDDLESTON
so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner
then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale
it turns out she bought shampoo
now we have 13 bottles of shampoo
and 0 bottles of conditioner
here’s another fun little tidbit
the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured hair
i am your child have you ever sEEN ME WE ARE ASIAN GODDAMNIT
(via laughcentre)
How to Flirt
- smile
- wink
- use cheesy pick up lines
- gently stroke cheek
- slowly lift rag drenched in chloroform and cover mouth/nose
- drag to car
(Source: partycrocanthem, via laughcentre)
